O meu tio é um cara desses,                                                                      É uma pedra no sapato.                                                                          Dorme de cueca e meio,                                                                        Ronca feio e lambe o prato.                                                                      Meu tio tava trabalhando,                                                                     Na funerária do fulano.                                                                            Quando viu o seu salário,                                                                              Saiu bravo e bufando.