Dois mercadores enfáticos                                                                          Escolhiam os melhores restaurantes                                                          e bares da cidade..Mas nunca                                                      pagavam a conta..                                                                                     O garçom levava a conta                                                                              E os dois fingiam brigar!                                                                    E pra evitar barracos                                                                       O gerente sempre os liberavam.                                                                                    Um dia! Pomposos!..Foram almoçar                                                             No ´´LELLIS BAR ´´ .                                                                              Mas, neste dia foram pegos  e                                                                     Desmascarados pelos garçons..                                                                 Osvaldo e Esmeraldo..                                                                              Eles eram seu parentes e                                                                       Os únicos que trabalhavam...